Sunday, July 29, 2012

Pics, part 2

Okey dokey, here's round 2 of the attempt to get my pictures caught up.  These first ones are of our family at our little rope swing that we like to frequent.  

 BoyOne

 One

 Two.  Soooo, Two didn't exactly go off the rope swing.  Oh, she swung on it puhlenty all night long, but wouldn't let go and drop into the water!  So, this is actually a picture of Huz chucking her into the water.  He's pretty strong.

 I've mentioned before how rigid BoyTwo is.  This is a perfect example.  Notice how all the other children are flying into the air with bodies slightly curled or bent?  Notice how he looks like he is in a body cast?  (Jazz hands!) On the brighter side of things, when you are this tense, you flyyyyyyyyy!  

 Three.  I'm kind of bummed that I got the backsides of so many of these pictures as I'm certain that their expressions would have been priceless.  I couldn't have stood on the other side to photograph this day because the water was too high.  Backsides it is!

 Four.  I did stand on the other side for this one because she's littler and let's be honest, Huz didn't push her as high so I was able to stand really close to where she was without getting knocked out as she flew by.  Because she received a smaller push, she also didn't go as far out into the water so I only had to be in the water up to my shins or maybe my knees.  I don't really remember.  This is her turn right before she fell on the sand and got hurt:(

 Huz, taking his obligatory turn.

 Huz and BoyOne.  They raced into the water and then dove in.  I love this picture.  They were both laughing really hard and look so happy.

 Just a sample of One from a different angle.  I like the other pics better because they show how pretty the mountains are, but this one's good, too.

 Happy Father's Day, you rock star of a husband, you.  At church all the kids made him ties.  So, he wore six ties plus his regular one.  Oh funny story, during Primary singing time the leader asked him to come in to help motivate the kids to sing louder.  She had brought an old tie, had him put it on and was going to let the kids cut his tie, little by little, if they were singing loudly.  Sounds like a cute idea, right?  Didn't go over so well.  The first time they reached a goal, a little boy was called on and when they handed him the scissors to cut Huz's tie, he started to cry and said something along the lines of not wanting to cut the tie because it wasn't choosing the right.  hahahaha.  Some older kid in the crowd said, 'this is just wrong.'  So FUNNY!  Anyhow, by the end of church I had heard from about ten kids how the singing lady had MADE. SO&SO. CUT. HUZ'S. TIE. and how this other kid had cried.  It took awhile for the kids to get over it.  

 Beatrice the woodpecker.

 North Fork Waterfall hike, take one.  BoyOne was at High Adventure with Huz.

 Hiking up the trail.

 I don't even remember what they were pointing at, but I thought it was cute/funny that they were all pointing.

 Four.  She's a trooper.  Look at how dirty her face is!

 Three.

 BoyTwo.  Look at how dirty his face is!  I think we took half the dirt in the forest home with us:)

 Two and our dog, Lady.  We brought Lady with us on this hike.  Which she LOVED!  She was smiling the entire time.  But, she is old (10) and has hip displacia (yeah, I know I spelled it wrong) and One and I ended up carrying her/lifting her a lot.  The trail wasn't terribly hard for us, but there were a few trees that we had to climb over=lift/carry the (80 lb.) dog over, three steep parts that we had to  lift/carry her up which then meant that we had to get her back down again on the way back.  Anyhow, I was worried that it was going to kill her.  She survived, thankfully, but we didn't make it all the way to the waterfall.  We were right. there. but the trail ending was pretty steep and on rock so there was no way we'd be able to carry her down, let alone get her back up, so we hiked back down a few minutes (all the steep parts) and played in this other little area.  It worked out really great.  Kids loved it and Lades just drank a ton of water and laid there.

 One.  She was a great helper.  It's really nice when you have a kid who is old enough to be mostly helpful.

 Ladybug.  I LOVE this picture of her!  See?  Look at that big smile!

 The little area that we played in.

 BoyTwo, One, Four

 Four crossing the water.  It wasn't very deep.  Deep enough to play in and get wet though!

 Kind of an across-the-way shot.

 A pretty butterfly.

 While Huz and BoyOne were gone, I let all the kids invite a friend over for dinner and a movie/late night.  Three and her friend became bored of the movie and so to entertain them, I gave them pedicures which turned into 'makeovers', hair styling, dressing up and a photo shoot.  She is such a girl.

 Out of order, I know.  This was during our hike.  One found a rock shaped like a heart, so we took a picture and she convinced me to let her take it home (people.  can you only imagine how many potential pets we could end up with?  I can't even say no to a rock!) which turned into all the other kids finding 'cool' rocks and me taking pictures of their 'cool' rocks which then turned into me hauling all these 'cool' rocks home in my backpack, only to dump them in the enormous rock graveyard that is our yard.  May they never say that I did not embrace their love of nature.

 This is from the same night as the whole pedicure/makeover thing.  After returning friends to their homes, I went upstairs for the first time all night.  Holy Hannah.  Before the night started, everything was picked up and put away.  I yelled to the kids to get their hineys upstairs stat and ordered them to pick up the crazy mess they had made.  The girls all looked at me bewildered and said things like, 'mom, I did not do this.' and 'mom, I have no idea how this got so messy' and then one of them said, 'BoyTwo did this' to which I told her to not blame her brother for such a huge mess as it was clear to me that there was no possible way only one child could be such a tornado.  'Start picking it up now!' I ordered.  And then BoyTwo came skipping up the stairs, 'Mom, I do this!' As it turns out, he really did make this entire mess all. by. himself.  Not only did he get out every. single. toy that we own, he literally dismantled and dumped out and scattered every single thing (i.e.  lincoln logs.  didn't build anything with them, just opened the box and scattered them throughout the entire upstairs.  littlest pet shops?  Same thing.  Ev.er.y.where.  he filled all the pool ball pockets with a variety of randomness).    I asked him if he had been playing with the toys, because I was still shocked and confused.  He smiled more and said 'no, just mess it all up'.  When I asked him why he did this, he shrugged his shoulders and smiled.  This kid loves to push my buttons and it had worked.  In the picture he looks somber, but trust me, he was not.  He was momentarily concerned that I was photographing what he had done because I thought it was cute or something.  He was trying to figure out why I wasn't mad anymore.  A minute before, he was loving that he had made me mad and that I had yelled at the girls.  And he was loving that it was late and past his bedtime and he thought that I would let him stay up to clean it up, but by then I was back on my toes again and told him that he still had to go to bed and that the mess would be waiting for him in the morning.  I had grabbed my camera so that I could show Huz what he had done.  Sometimes when I hear myself tell these stories and they sound made up, even to myself, so sometimes I document them just to prove that I don't make this stuff up.  I have a hard time remembering that I have to always act like I'm not surprised or upset.  Do not react.  This is my mantra. 



Thursday, July 26, 2012

I Have a USB Cord!!

Well, here's the start of a whole series of pictures!  Yay!!  Captions are below the pic.  More to come in the days that follow.  Warning, there are (I believe) 28 pictures...

 One, my oldest dancer, at her final competition for the year.

 Me, during the weekend that Huz decided to go golfing instead of be present for the 987987970 things that we had scheduled:)

 One coming out of a jump/leap (not really sure what it's called).  I was trying to figure out how to use my new camera that Huz bought for me since he was gone for that special weekend:)

 Three, my third dancer, second performance of that infamous weekend.  

 Four, my fourth dancer, third performance of said weekend.

 All the crazies, I mean kids (minus BoyOne who decided to NOT answer any of my phone calls or show up for his sisters recitals.  Can you say grounded???) with the lady that made that crazy weekend possible, my sis-in-law, Shaunelle, Huz's sister.  Really, she saved the day.  I'd better give a shout out here real quick to my other sister, Auntie Em (as she is known by my kids and all the neighbors kids who argue that her name is in fact AuntieEm not realizing that Auntie is her title) that helped out, too, but with the performances on the day before.  I have a picture that is worth a million dollars of BoyTwo dressed up in a little girls unitard cheetah costume that he LOVES playing in but then was really pissed off to be wearing at the exact moment the photo was taken.  It's on my phone though so I'm sure it'll be another 6 months before I figure out how to get that pic off of there and onto here.  Be prepared to cry laughing.

 Since when did my 5 yr old know to flash the peace sign when being photographed?!  Four at her preschool graduation.

 Each graduating preschooler had the opportunity to say what they wanted to be when they grew up.  Four originally wanted to be a football player, but the night before graduation broke down in tears saying that she had changed her mind.  She no longer wanted to be a football player, instead she wanted to be a horse so she could jump over cliffs, give people rides and run around.  (do you think just maybe she had seen Spirit recently?!)  Anyhow, no time to change the football helmet prop, but she did get up and say she wanted to be a horse.  lol.

 All of the supportive siblings.  At this point, BoyOne has informed us that he does NOT want to graduate from high school.  Ummmm, has he not noticed that his mother is the homework nazi???  Not a chance pal.

 Soccer star:)  Funny story.  When he got to America, literally one of the first things we did was register him to play on this team.  He had to pick a number.  He told me without hesitation 27.  I later found out that one of his Ukraine friends who had been adopted and was already in America had told him that in the USA 27 was a very popular number.  ?!  This is the sole reason he chose the number.  Now that he has begun to think on his own, he isn't so thrilled to be sporting a number that has absolutely zero significance to anyone.  hahaha.

 This is a sunset picture taken in my backyard.  We hardly ever get any sunsets because the mountains block them, so this is a rarity.  Isn't it lovely?!

 Four's 5th birthday!  

 We went to a farm/petting zoo for her party and a ton of baby animals had just been born.  Literally only a few hours old.  Aren't they so cute?!  

 This is the 'valley' that I live in.  I love it.

 Same view, just more zoomed out.

 Two on our first ever family fishing trip.  We didn't catch any fish (kinda hard without a sinker), got bitten by lots of ants, made a few homemade fishing lines, only one of us got hooked and we had fun.  Mostly.

 Huz, Three, Four, Two, BoyOne.  BoyTwo and One were both present, just didn't upload any pics with or of them.  oops.

 ooooohhhhhhh.  aaaaaahhhhhhhh.

 Hiking back down the road we had to 'hike' up because we (Huz) didn't want to take our 4 wheel drive suburban on it.  Yeah, next time we went up there I drove.  All the way to the top.

 Two, my second dancer, at her recital that was a different weekend than the crazy weekend.  Thank heavens!!

 We had so much fun at Four's bday party that I brought all six kids to the petting zoo/farm one day.  They had a great time.  Promise.

 One and her BFF.  This is them attempting to dress as fraternal twins.  I remember doing the same thing with my BFF.
 At Lagoon.  Can you believe that they are all smiling?!  Let this be a day to remember.
And we didn't even lose anybody.  Score!

 Two at her birthday party... 7 months after her birthday.  Did I ever mention that BoyTwo SEVERELY disrupted our family for the first year he was here?!  Better late than never, right?!  Look how happy she is!  And just think, she gets another party in just a few more months.  There really is something to be said for dragging birthdays on and on and on.

 BoyOne still would not shower regularly unless forced.  One day I was not in the mood or mode to haul his buttocks upstairs so instead I locked him outside with his swimsuit and a bottle of body/hair wash.  Huz decided to help him out.

 Unfortunately they both had WAY too much fun and no lesson was learned except that it might be really fun to be a dog if one were to die and find out humans are reincarnated.
sigh.

 Look how happy he looks!  And I thought he needed food, clothing and an education when all he really needed was a garden hose.  Sheesh!

 Look at those two.  Boys!

I'll end with this darling picture of Four from her birthday party at the farm.  Huz will probably never quit hearing from us all how we want to live on a farm.  He is quick to remind us that where we live is much better than a farm, we live at a zoo!